FAQ
Asked in the dust
What people shout after us. Answered over the shoulder, briefly.
- Where did you go?
- That way. Then the other way. The office is wherever we were a second before you looked.
- What does thirty-eight dollars buy?
- A name on a state form and an agent that has never been caught at the address. The form does not ask about speed.
- Is anybody ever at the office?
- Somebody was, just now. You can see the dust.
- What happens to mail after you leave?
- It arrives after we leave. It stays. Nothing arrives before we leave. We are quick.
- What if a process server comes?
- The server pulls up. We are gone. The state's rule for a company with nobody home applies. It is on the Wyoming page and does not move.
- Why just this state?
- We can cross this one in a day. We have not tried another. There has not been time.
- Why are you called Antelope? The animal is a pronghorn.
- Correct. The domain was shorter. We did not stop to argue.
- Can I make an appointment?
- Yes. We will not be at it. The appointment stands. So does the office, empty.
- Who did you pass on the way out?
- All of them: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We are thirty-eight and gone. The nothing is the same at every speed. Ours is the one you did not see.
- What is the most you would ever pay back?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $9.50. We would hand it over on the way past.
- Can you drop me on the run?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. It would be over before you noticed. Most things with us are.
- Is thirty-eight dollars fast?
- It is the fastest thirty-eight dollars you will ever spend. It is gone the moment you look.
- Any last words?
- No. Gone.